every tweet by @horse__ebooks up until the moment of this post’s publication, by an anonymous tweeter, compiled by poncho peligroso

March 23, 2011 at 4:58 pm | Posted in poem | 7 Comments

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The best methods for silently killing an enemy horse
3/22/11 1:51 PM

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“Why the long face?” and other horse jokes
3/22/11 1:51 PM

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What to do when your horse becomes sentient
3/22/11 2:48 PM

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Talking to your teen horse about drugs
3/22/11 2:49 PM

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Feeding your horse on a single oat per day
3/22/11 3:14 PM

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Horse discipline and you
3/22/11 6:32 PM

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18 methods for soothing your horse’s temper: http://tinyurl.com/4oaetxr
3/22/11 6:40 PM

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Converting horse to oxygen
3/22/11 6:44 PM

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Teach your horse to ride a smaller horse: http://tinyurl.com/c28krv
3/22/11 6:50 PM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_horse_abilities

3/22/11 6:53 PM

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Make money with online blood plasma sales
3/23/11 9:08 AM

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10 signs your horse is a warlock
3/23/11 9:09 AM

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Disney/Horse crossover fanfiction
3/23/11 9:12 AM

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Simple online test to discover your horse’s natural aptitudes
3/23/11 9:16 AM

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Virtual horse chat. Chat with a cyberhorse
3/23/11 9:41 AM

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Cyberhorse is rendered with hundreds of lifelike polygons. Includes hours of synthesized horse speech and
3/23/11 9:46 AM

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Countdown to horse
3/23/11 10:01 AM

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Non-euclidean horse. Eldritch being from beyond the stars. The mere sight of this horse can
3/23/11 10:05 AM

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The Horse Reich
3/23/11 10:11 AM

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Selecting the right horse to take into battle
3/23/11 10:19 AM

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Horseshoelaces: a disturbing new trend on the competetive circuit
3/23/11 10:43 AM

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Discount rear-entry horse vitamin delivery systems
3/23/11 11:01 AM

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Vintage horse
3/23/11 11:06 AM

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Punish your horse. Click for more details
3/23/11 11:11 AM

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10 horse facts Obama doesn’t want you to know!
3/23/11 11:18 AM

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Save money- feed your horse discarded food from around your
3/23/11 11:50 AM

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11 creative uses for your deceased horse’s bones
3/23/11 11:51 AM

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Sale on adult toys for horses. Horse lingerie and bondage gear, horse whips, pharmaceuticals,
3/23/11 11:58 AM

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Destroy your competitors’ horses for maximum profit
3/23/11 12:07 PM

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Is your new horse a hologram? Follow these simple steps to find out
3/23/11 12:27 PM

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Detecting spirits in your prized filly
3/23/11 2:43 PM

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Kill all mongrel races and vanquish those who would aid in their
3/23/11 2:47 PM

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Unsung horse heroes of Nazi Germany
3/23/11 2:48 PM

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Disassembling your horse for easy transport
3/23/11 2:54 PM

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Making a useless horse work for you: recycle it! Learn how
3/23/11 3:00 PM

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Bending a stubborn horse to your will with the power of psychological warfare. Force your animal into submission
3/23/11 3:03 PM

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As the dominant species, a horse should obey your commands. It’s frustrating for owners when this doesn’t happen. Employing torture can give
3/23/11 3:05 PM

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In particularly egregious cases, you may need to use a method that many horse owners neglect. Essentially a form of rape,
3/23/11 3:07 PM

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Rendering your horse immune to poisons
3/23/11 3:10 PM

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Initially, a horse may resist your advances. Using my patented method I guarantee you’ll be rolling in
3/23/11 3:13 PM

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Some experts agree that removing your horse’s eyes can help it focus on the tasks set before it. However, several complications can arise,
3/23/11 3:22 PM

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Constructing totems to ward off marauding horse tribes
3/23/11 3:30 PM

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10 horse deaths that shocked the nation
3/23/11 3:55 PM

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  1. countdown to horse

  2. the final horsedown

  3. yo this made me so happy. *horsepy

    :]

  4. one of the best twitter accounts operating today

  5. fucken bro ass tweets, pumpkin

  6. muscle and snake are also great ebook twitter accts

  7. lol

    “Teach your horse to ride a smaller horse”


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