Girl in the Boys (by Benjamin King AKA rollerfink)
March 24, 2011 at 1:50 am | Posted in poem | 8 CommentsHare Krsna Madhurika devi dasi
is not ashamed of anything.
She likes to party and she has orgasmed
twice while chanting the maha-mantra.
She is a racist (of sorts)
and she does not practice safe sex
even though she has three different strains of genital warts.
But she feels okay with the choices she’s made
and the person she is.
She is happy and nothing matters.
In her defence, though, Hare Krsna Madhurika devi dasi
is still a caterpillar.
She may yet make a beautiful butterfly.
But I’m pretty sure she won’t.
Other people are her cocoon and she eats them from the inside.
Hare Krsna Madhurika devi dasi is a cancer.
She has now joined a racing team
that is sponsored by the Nuclear Emergency Project.
Hare Krsna Madhurika devi dasi is fast on her bike and she likes the way the lycra shapes her buttocks.
They are full and firm and she enjoys presenting them to Simon, who usually takes his place behind her.
When it is not a race weekend Hare Krsna Madhurika devi dasi
rides with her team around the streets of Helsinki.
One Sunday morning at a coffee shop after the ride
Simon asks devi dasi what she thinks about the nuclear crisis in Japan.
“Iodine counteracts the effects of radiation,” she says bluntly.
Simon decides not to donate any money to the Japanese disaster relief effort at work
having carefully considered Hare Krsna Madhurika devi dasi’s opinions on the topic.
She was right not to be concerned about the Y2K bug after all.
Hare Krsna Madhurika devi dasi is at a caravan show now
and she needs to urinate.
The lines are long; many women are waiting to go.
But there is nobody in line to use the boys’ toilet.
“Coming in,” she says.
“Girl in the boys.”
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Comment by ana c— March 24, 2011 #
oh man, this is the shit
Comment by I AM SHAUN GANNON— March 24, 2011 #
fink man IT NEVER STOPS 143 143 143
Comment by crispin— March 24, 2011 #
sounds hot except for her genitals.
psh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh
-that means i enjoyed the poem
Comment by Jeremy Bauer— March 24, 2011 #
So awesome, rolly. But everything you write is. So, hey, stop being so fucking good at this.
Comment by DJ Berndt— March 24, 2011 #
luv dis <3
Comment by Jordan— March 24, 2011 #
Fantastic
Comment by Joe McHugh— March 24, 2011 #
Hey thanks everyone.
Comment by tonydanzasface— March 24, 2011 #